Paucis Verbis

According to Mrs. Ewa Sowińska, the Polish Ombudsman for Children, Tinky Winky one

of Teletubbies characters seems to be a … gay .

A proof? The Red purse which Twinky uses for his ( her?) magic tricks.

Because Twinky is according to a vast majority of viewer and authors a male, then using a

red purse is nothing but a “straight” homosexuality promotion.

“I learned that there could be some hidden homosexual undertones” Sowinska said and

had already order her office’s psychologists to judge whether it is appropriate for children

and can it be shown on TV.

One thing is worth to mention, Ewa Sowinska is a member of League of Polish

Families - the nationalist, clerical, xenophobic and often anti-semitic party, in coalition

of another populist ally, Self- Defense and finally conservative Law and Justice

party. Three of them instituted the present government in Polish parliament, have one

thing in common: a very strong aversion to everything what is Diffrent from their system

of value, refusing to accept any other varieties, closed for other’s point of view, perceiving

homosexuality as a social infectious illness which must be wiped out as soon as possible.

Everything in the name of tradition, patriotism, remaining “pure” culture, religion and

John Paul’s II “teaching”.

To help Mrs. Sowinska in finding dangerous ” hidden homosexual undertones” I have

some examples of children’s films which I strongly suggest to check out.

1. The Winnie Pooh - and his best friend, Chris. Notice that Winnie wears a red (!) t-shirt.

2. The Smurfs - among male Smurfs and male no-Smurfs there was only one female -

Smurfette. Ok, there was a little baby girl - Sassette and Mother Nature. Though…

Sassette’s case is not that simple - it might be a sign of … paedophilia. And Gargamel with

his beloved cat …again sign of … zoophilia. The film obviously propagate homosexuality

and/or polygamy.

3. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - similar to above

4. Tytus, Romek & A’tomek - 3 male friends, one of them is a monkey seeking

adventures around the word.

5. Bolek and Lolek - 2 boys, inventors, often sleeps together….

6. Zwirek & Muchomorek - 2 male creatures , eat together, sleeps together

7. SailorMoon - 2 individuals with man’s suit but androgynic faces

8. Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves - no doubt why there was no female thief

and finally:

9. The Two Who Stole the Moon :

then now

The current president and prime minister of Poland , former leaders of Law and Justice party.

No ? Then, stop reading.

Yes? The answer below

Ponglish : ” Polish - English slang or literal translation” usually used by Poles in UK, USA, Australia or other English speaking countries.

Good news : There will be a lot of fun reading this

Bad news 1 : You can’t stop laughing

Bad news 2: If you don”t speak Polish, you probably won”t have much fun from it.

Anyway, there are some examples of direct translations:

(Thanks Asia for providing this! )

Tall Room !!

Wysoka Izbo !!

Welcome in the name of all penises of Peace.

Witam w imieniu wszystkich członków PiS.

Now it’s railway for me.

Teraz kolej na mnie.

It’s not fugitive of circumstances.

To nie jest zbieg okoliczności.

Don’t make stages and stop to tear yourselves.

Nie róbcie scen i przestańcie sie drzeć.

Peace is a big party and ice is poor in Poland.

PiS jest dużą partią, a lud jest biedny w Polsce.

It’s a huge grandfatherhood.

To jest ogromne dziadostwo.

Poland is village killed by desk.

Polska jest wioską zabitą dechami.

All politicians let the peacock out and take legs behind belt.

Wszyscy politycy puszczaja pawia i biora nogi za pas.

Do you divide my sentence ?

Czy podzielacie moje zdanie ?

But we are equal peasents and we will go out on people.

Ale my jesteśmy równe chłopy i wyjdziemy na ludzi.

I will animal to you.

Zwierzę się wam.

I will elephants behind them my on-ancestry.

Osłonię przed nimi mój naród.

You must step on my hand.

Musicie pójść mi na rękę.

We must stop to divorce the facts and break down the first icecreams.

Musimy przestać rozwodzić się nad faktami i przełamać pierwsze lody.

Without corpse !!!

Bez zwłoki.

I tower you will after-can us….

Wierzę, że mi pomożecie…

Thank you from the mountain.

Z góry dziękuję.

Room with you.

Pokój z wami.

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When I was a 10-year-old kid I was watching “Star Wars” as a nice story with flying machine, strange and funny creatures, great heroes and beautiful princess and where a struggle between good and evil always ended with a victory of all good people.

But when I am 20 + year-old I don’t see much from what I did when I was small.
Instead of cosmic story there is just a “work”, “duties” which either heroes or villains have to carry out.
In place of a hero you just find a person who have a strong character and a mission to fulfil.

You see much from the kind of person they are, not who they are .
For instance, Anakin, who used to be not only a good and brave Skywalker sword-man, but above all, someone who went through what we call “humanity” as he has experienced weakness, but finally, found himself and rose from the “darkness”.

Seeing the movie from this angle, “Star Wars” becomes then a story of our everyday’s life.
Each of us have to face difficulties and we try to find way out.
Sometimes we are failing and falling, we reach moments of weakness and depression, but if there is something to make our life sense is to rising up and learn from what you had experienced and also…

……You think of setting and achieving your life goals
Thanks your hard working, sharp training and self study
You have choices to make and take responsibilty for your decision
You learn to not give up
You raise your motivation and confidence
And finally you find that the worst enemy is You and is there inside.

May the force be with you!

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Did you know…..?

….that there is an Obi-Wan Kenobi Street named far far away in Grabowiec ( near Torun - the hometown of famous…. astronomer(!), Copernicus ) - in western Poland , since 2005 .
In honour of the Saga, Grabowiec’s councillor Leszek Budkiewicz, who is himself a great fan of “Star Wars” came up with this unprecedented idea and convinced other councillors to follow his idea.

I think Obi-Wan Kenobi is more than delighted.

So far, I haven’t heard about other “Star Wars” street names, so this one in Poland is probably the only one in the world.

This is the photo of one of the biggest transparent in Poland, just right in the heart of the city center of Warsaw.

It says : ” DOWN with freedom ;) ”

Any ideas what an ad is it?

One of those movies you must see before you die

Great story, Great actors - Great movie 

Dreams and Passion - free divers who want to break unbreakable, reaching their destination in the deep blue sea.
Achieve what seems to be impossible and yet Jacques, first in man’s history to descend to 100 meters with no air reservoirs.

Self - fulfilment - To do what is right , not out of a sense of obligation, living according to their conscience, in harmony with the Nature.

Friendship - Jacques and Enzo, two best friends, two great rivals, two brave pioneers.
Since childhood until adulthood , side by side, together in the water and on the ground.

Freedom - leaving everything behind in quest for meaning of life, death and themselves.
Searching for dolphins and sirens.

Love - As She loved him beyond everything, gave him freedom, space and choice, but was abandoned and left with unborn child.
Unconditional love is one of the most precious thing what a Woman can give to a Man.

“Never let your sense of moral prevent you from doing what is right” - Salvor Hardin in Isaac Asimov’s Foundation