Paucis Verbis

Here we go some Ponglish : Pol-Eng slangs collected from a forum

Straight from the bridge and without a little garden
Prosto z mostu i bez ogródek

‘Pepperout grandfather’
Spieprzaj dziadu

Boys from White-Slope
Chlopaki z Białegostoku

Wez keysy od carsa, leza na mikrowelsie w kiczenie, …… pojedziemy na gasstejszyn za kornerem, pozniej kupimy bejce w likersztorze i pojedziemy na pardy w apsejt do mojego frenda z hajskula…

Alien Tongue
Język obcy

In a face of hedgehog
W mordę jeża

The lips of a lazy boy
Ustalenia

Brain tire fire
Zapalenie opon mózgowych

Piece of the robots before us
Kawał roboty przed nami

She vein in London  (to mi się najbardziej podoba -” vein ” czyli żyła z krwią)
Żyła w Londynie

White without
Biały bez

To shave a glass
Golnąć kielicha

Once kozie death

Maybe our maybe
Morze nasze morze

Pirania to jest taka fish, że gdy włozysz hands do water to … zostanie only construction.

KLUSKI STOP,WODA GO …czyli DURSZLAK ( mój drugi ulubiony)

Without winding in cotton
Bez owijania w bawełnę

Seven water after pudding
Siódma woda po kisielu

Don’t make eggs
Nie rób jaj

U rotate me
Krecisz mnie

After birds
“Po ptokach”

“The Kampinoski (Kampinos) National Park […] is situated in Poland’s Central Mazovian Lowland, between the left bank of the River Vistula and the Bzura, just beyond the north-western outskirts of the country’s capital, Warsaw. In this it is almost unique, being the only European Park to border on to a capital city, and one of only two such sites in the world. It covers 38,544 ha (including 68 in the form of the European Bison Breeding Centre at Smardzewice in Łódź voivodship), and is surrounded by a buffer zone of 37,756 ha2.” ( more on http://kampinoski-pn.gov.pl/en.php ).
More photos of a green “lungs” of Warsaw in the gallery .

One of the things I like the most in Warsaw is its greeness. Parks and other green recreation spots occupies 8% of total Warsaw area. Among 82 municipal parks the biggest one is about 70 ha2 ( Royal Łazienki, where you can feed squirrels) and small ones have at least 2 ha2. Unlike other European’s capitals like London or Paris, Warsaw is more spread and still has a lot of space even right in a city center.

I have collected some Pol-Eng slangs from a forum. Have fun.  Part 3 soon.

I feel train to you
Czuję do ciebie pociąg

Looknij Przeż ŁindoŁ Czy Nie Stoi Maj Kar na Strice
( Look-nij przez window czy nie stoi my car na street-ce )

Don’t make the village and give yourself hay
Nie rób wiochy i uderz w kimono

Grandmatka mi sie ze stepsów zrolowała
(Grandmother mi się ze steps-ów z-rollo-wała)

Don’t turn me my guitar, because I’m from the Beeftown
Nie wkręcaj mnie ???, ponieważ jestem z Wołomina

No because - niebo
Cleaner - czysciec
It was baking - piekło

Don’t hurry me into summers
Nie wpędzaj mnie w lata

I want to fly you
Chcę cię przelecieć

How do you do and how do you do your wife?
Jak leci i jak się ma twoja żona?

“Don’t bring me down”
“Nie przyprowadzaj mi dauna”

Let’s go horses on the beton
Poszły konie po betonie

My way Mary
Moja droga Mary

Never ending story
Niekonczace sie zasłony

Highway to hell
Autostrada na Hel

I apologize from the heart of my bottom
Przepraszam z głębi serca

The moon is in ur anus (Uranus)
Księżyc jest na uranie

With no weight
Zniewaga

I see in boat
Widzew Łódź

Don’t boat yourself
Nie łódź się

“White Undergal” or “Underbabe”
Biała Podlaska

Under Towel
Podręcznik

Elephant meat
Słonina

Butterfly
Leć po masło

Mówiąc produkty “Made in China” mamy najczęściej na myśli rzeczy wiadomej (najczęściej wątpliwej) jakości, w słusznych ilościach i po przystępnych cenach.

A jednak ostatnio kojarzy mi się z wyjątkową kreatywnością lingwistyczną. Wyobrażam sobie wtedy chińskiego studenta, który w ramach ćwiczeń czy to języka polskiego, czy to angielskiego, niemieckiego, francuskiego zabawia się w tłumaczenie opisu i instrukcji towarów eksportowych - przyjemne z pożytecznym. Przy okazji być może zarobił.

Co widać na załączonym obrazku Sauny Plus- czyli paska fitness do wirtualnego spalania tłuszczy.
P.S Dla mnie jako osoby nie znającej np. koreańskiego instrukcja wyglądała by być może stokroć gorzej.

I bought once Sauna Belt for my friend as a gift.
Apart from what TV ad is trying to convince you to buy at least one, this kinda device which allegedly should help you to “sweat away unwanted fat, eliminate cellulite, lose weight and ease muscle pain, all while sitting in the comfort of your own home” does not work at all - I’d say it’s more than a crap.

The plastic which the belt is made of stinks, the heat burns your skin not your fat and there is a probability to be electrocuted ;)
But on the other hand that thing has a very funny description and instruction in Polish, though in other languages too - French, German , Spanish … Whoever made that surely has a sense of humor.

But anyway, you’d sooner burn fat by laughing while reading it than using the belt.

According to Mrs. Ewa Sowińska, the Polish Ombudsman for Children, Tinky Winky one

of Teletubbies characters seems to be a … gay .

A proof? The Red purse which Twinky uses for his ( her?) magic tricks.

Because Twinky is according to a vast majority of viewer and authors a male, then using a

red purse is nothing but a “straight” homosexuality promotion.

“I learned that there could be some hidden homosexual undertones” Sowinska said and

had already order her office’s psychologists to judge whether it is appropriate for children

and can it be shown on TV.

One thing is worth to mention, Ewa Sowinska is a member of League of Polish

Families - the nationalist, clerical, xenophobic and often anti-semitic party, in coalition

of another populist ally, Self- Defense and finally conservative Law and Justice

party. Three of them instituted the present government in Polish parliament, have one

thing in common: a very strong aversion to everything what is Diffrent from their system

of value, refusing to accept any other varieties, closed for other’s point of view, perceiving

homosexuality as a social infectious illness which must be wiped out as soon as possible.

Everything in the name of tradition, patriotism, remaining “pure” culture, religion and

John Paul’s II “teaching”.

To help Mrs. Sowinska in finding dangerous ” hidden homosexual undertones” I have

some examples of children’s films which I strongly suggest to check out.

1. The Winnie Pooh - and his best friend, Chris. Notice that Winnie wears a red (!) t-shirt.

2. The Smurfs - among male Smurfs and male no-Smurfs there was only one female -

Smurfette. Ok, there was a little baby girl - Sassette and Mother Nature. Though…

Sassette’s case is not that simple - it might be a sign of … paedophilia. And Gargamel with

his beloved cat …again sign of … zoophilia. The film obviously propagate homosexuality

and/or polygamy.

3. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - similar to above

4. Tytus, Romek & A’tomek - 3 male friends, one of them is a monkey seeking

adventures around the word.

5. Bolek and Lolek - 2 boys, inventors, often sleeps together….

6. Zwirek & Muchomorek - 2 male creatures , eat together, sleeps together

7. SailorMoon - 2 individuals with man’s suit but androgynic faces

8. Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves - no doubt why there was no female thief

and finally:

9. The Two Who Stole the Moon :

then now

The current president and prime minister of Poland , former leaders of Law and Justice party.

No ? Then, stop reading.

Yes? The answer below

Ponglish : ” Polish - English slang or literal translation” usually used by Poles in UK, USA, Australia or other English speaking countries.

Good news : There will be a lot of fun reading this

Bad news 1 : You can’t stop laughing

Bad news 2: If you don”t speak Polish, you probably won”t have much fun from it.

Anyway, there are some examples of direct translations:

(Thanks Asia for providing this! )

Tall Room !!

Wysoka Izbo !!

Welcome in the name of all penises of Peace.

Witam w imieniu wszystkich członków PiS.

Now it’s railway for me.

Teraz kolej na mnie.

It’s not fugitive of circumstances.

To nie jest zbieg okoliczności.

Don’t make stages and stop to tear yourselves.

Nie róbcie scen i przestańcie sie drzeć.

Peace is a big party and ice is poor in Poland.

PiS jest dużą partią, a lud jest biedny w Polsce.

It’s a huge grandfatherhood.

To jest ogromne dziadostwo.

Poland is village killed by desk.

Polska jest wioską zabitą dechami.

All politicians let the peacock out and take legs behind belt.

Wszyscy politycy puszczaja pawia i biora nogi za pas.

Do you divide my sentence ?

Czy podzielacie moje zdanie ?

But we are equal peasents and we will go out on people.

Ale my jesteśmy równe chłopy i wyjdziemy na ludzi.

I will animal to you.

Zwierzę się wam.

I will elephants behind them my on-ancestry.

Osłonię przed nimi mój naród.

You must step on my hand.

Musicie pójść mi na rękę.

We must stop to divorce the facts and break down the first icecreams.

Musimy przestać rozwodzić się nad faktami i przełamać pierwsze lody.

Without corpse !!!

Bez zwłoki.

I tower you will after-can us….

Wierzę, że mi pomożecie…

Thank you from the mountain.

Z góry dziękuję.

Room with you.

Pokój z wami.

More on : http://www.britaintown.com/content/view/861/60/